DOOM://DARK.WEB
WARNING: You have accessed the Dark Web through Port 666.
Prepare for maximum demonic encryption and satanic protocols.
Available Services
- 🔥 Demonic Bitcoin Mining (Now with 666% more heat generation!)
- 👻 Ghost Protocol Messaging (Messages may be haunted)
- 💀 Skeleton Key Generator (Works on crypts only)
- 🧟 Zombie Network Detection (Identifies dead servers)
- 😈 Hell Proxy (Latency measured in eternities)
Note: All services guaranteed to be at least 666ms slow.
Customer service available only during the witching hour.